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Usa Politics

SWITZERLAND - 4th in the world in guns per capita,extremely permissive gun control laws, and a LOW crime rate. Hmmm...

TAGS: guns capita usa control
Rating: 4.72/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:13 pm
Maybe it's because they don't pump fear through media
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 10:45 pm
Just try to ra** these two lovely ladies and they'll be digging 556 lead out of your cold dead a*s at a morgue.

GOOD MORNING - Some people wake up, stretch and enjoy Freedom Some people wake up, stretch and defend it

TAGS: usa
Rating: 4.37/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:52 am
Beautiful quote. Amen

I'LL SEE YOUR JIHAD - and raise you a Crusade.

TAGS: and raise you a crusade
Rating: 4.31/5

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Renza - October 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Depending on the topic yes it has, I'd argue that it's often the result of those who broke away from religion though, or at least ceased making it their primary focus. Though western civ has been killing itself forever as well. so, it's a bit too general
Scramblus - October 2, 2013, 3:28 pm
Western civilization has been something of a success overall I think.
Renza - October 1, 2013, 11:50 pm
To be fair, historically speaking, just about everything a**ociated with Christanity can be considered a failure one way or another.
Scramblus - October 1, 2013, 1:06 am
Ah yes although admittedly since it's initial aim was to liberate Jerusalem, it could also be consider the most spectacular of failures.
Curlyrocks - September 30, 2013, 6:13 pm
Not all of them, there was that one when they didn't even make it to Jerusalem and attacked Constantinople instead. Not sure who won but since it was Christian on Christian i am certain the Christians won.
Scramblus - September 30, 2013, 5:39 pm
....you realize we lost all of the crusades right?

WHEN YOU SEE IT. - You'll shit bricks.

TAGS: tango down obama 2012 usama
Rating: 3.89/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:56 pm
Finally. A keeper. Sending this to my son.

" JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER " - "Obama now counts all military-age males in a strike zone as combatants" Does he really think this will create 'friends'?

"ALLEN WEST VERSUS OBAMA " - Guess Who's the Leader, And who's the community organiser?

AMERICA - land of the freebie, home of the entitled... all thanks to the middle class

Three Percenter -

US POLITICIANS - If you don't support us in our EVIL and GREEDY ways, You're a TERRORIST!


Getting What They Asked For & Receiving What They Deserve -

TAGS: baltimore black lives matter freddie gray ferguson effect police presence no justice no peace stephanie rawlings blake marilyn mosby al sharpton race baiters naacp grievance industry cpusa blacklivesmatter eric garner hands up dont shoot michael brown
Rating: 5/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 7:54 am
Try to figure out why people think a comment is written about them. I mentioned no names, but said some people had the IQ of a dead tree. Someone here decided it must be them that I'm talking about. Now try to figure out why they would think that. lol
guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:39 am
EMMa, for someone incapable of getting their b***ons pushed, you sure get your b***ons pushed a lot.
rebeccaolsen - June 1, 2015, 6:30 pm
Of course. Because MMessEnnBeeEss WAS talking about me :) It just pushes his bu'ttons when people see right through him, and he gets so embarrassed about it that he tries to cover it up(and other things)by playing 'stupid' about it. Well, I buy 'that' :)
OTC - June 1, 2015, 5:55 pm
She must have "reasonably inferred" you were talking about her, despite "they" in the sentence
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:42 pm
But carry on, you are so cute when you fail troll. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:41 pm
That is still p.ushing your b***ons hun? Aren't you supposed to be "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) Using OTC to passive-aggressively respond to the things I say, this time "the great comment debate"(#76634,#76635)really doesn't fit the definition of ignoring
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 31, 2015, 6:15 pm
Have you ever noticed how they all claim to have degrees, yet can't even grasp how comments work. I think their degrees are in underwater basket weaving.
OTC - May 31, 2015, 5:16 pm
Liberals are such a joke, and they wonder why we laugh at them.


Republican & Democrat -

30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight

HOW LONG IS IT - untill November 6th, 2012?

" WE HAVE A GREEN LIGHT , GO , GO , GO ! - This is not what i expected when the fortuneteller told me that i had a green future ahead of me.

FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.



TAGS: obama is lying 2012 election libya hillary susan rice
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 11:02 am
no no no no! Cool it with the youtube stuff...what do you want to do??? Cause a terrorist attack that was planned months ago??????????




NATIONALIST ANARCHISM? - What's next? Philanthropic Nazism?


TEACHERS UNION - We need more food and less over site



An Armed Populace is a Well-Protected Populace -

AMERICAS MILITARY FORCES - The coolest thing since the other side of the pillow

Climate Crusader DiCaprio -

BIDEN SAYS... - "WE were the problem in Iran!"

CONGRESSMAN WIENER - America truly wants to know, Kielbasa or Vienna Sausage ?

SOLIDARITY - Help is on the way.

THE PATRIOT ACT - War, no matter what its nature, has zero interest in civil liberties. NO EXCEPTIONS.

MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT - At Least You Know What He Stands For.

welcome to america -


Just Add Water -

American Land -

Skating On Thin Ice -

Memoirs Of An Amnesiac -

The Endangered Speeches -

All The Days After Tomorrow -

TAGS: freedom liberty security surrender usa
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 7, 2014, 10:43 pm
Things become inevitable because the masses allow them to be. :)
birddseedd - August 7, 2014, 10:37 pm
What about those that just accept an inevitable fate?

COMMUNIST CHINESE - Kicking our ass in space since 2011. Thanks, Obama.

One Tin Soldier -

The Non-Aggression Principle -

State Of The Union -

Democracy Incorporated -

The New Al Gore -

iconic & ironic -

Americans...time to wake up -

IF LOOKS COULD KILL - There Probably Would Be No Human Life Left On This Planet

Unintended Consequences -

In The Sanctuary Of Outcasts -

A More Perfect Union -

NOT ONE DIME INCREASE - But Thousands of dimes!

SELF-DESTRUCTION - It starts when you have to pick the side you least hate.

Gun Control Policy -

TAGS: gun control self defence usa
Rating: 5/5

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Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:05 am
The one thing that other countries have difficulty understanding is that the United States by constitutional law empowers it's citizens to bear arms. (Maybe Australia can empathize with that right becoming expunged.)

By The Dawns Early Light -

The Sun Behind The Clouds -

The American Political Party Choice -

TAGS: usa iap dem rep owl
Rating: 5/5

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deathorfire1 - July 16, 2013, 8:47 pm
Ah fu(k it
foxrecon19d - July 16, 2013, 8:34 pm
Care "fore" spellcheck

SEE THIS? - I own it.

First World -

Blessed By Nationality -

TAGS: protest anarchy riot usa america
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 20, 2014, 6:21 am
Thank you :)
Curlyrocks - September 20, 2014, 12:39 am
5L but be careful, Bad Religion has so many good lyrics once you start putting them into posters you may not be able to stop :)

With Your Own 2 Eyes -

pictures -

AMBASSADOR SUSAN RICE - spontaneous event?! people carry RPGs in their pockets when going to a protest

Cold War -

TAGS: cold war communism capitalism usa russia
Rating: 4.8/5

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Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:18 pm
I'm willing to grant that considering all that black gold was bought up by China of all places. But I can't think of any other rationale worth waging a war, especially when the Weapons of Mass Destruction weren't exactly accounted for.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:13 pm
Comment #71631
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:56 pm
Petroleum, you have to be kidding. USGS estimates we have 2.3 trillion barrels in un***ped reserves.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:53 pm
Communism? Where did I say anything about communism?
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:52 pm
Geeze, that's a real tough one. Socialism: a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 6:23 pm
I'm not sure you're entirely familiar with what the definition of Socialism really is, never mind Communism. And there is nothing more in demand than rockets, bombs, and Petroleum, so a Capitalist affair it most certainly was and still is.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:44 pm
Neither of which has anything to do with the definition of socialism, but everything to do with stupidity.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:42 pm
greg abbot because he is in a wheel chair.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:41 pm
The war in Iraq was just a stupid move by the government and had nothing to do with capitalism. It's like slamming socialism because a socialist president allow the fed to pump so much money into finding out why les***** are fat or wendy davis attacking
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:33 pm
Took the outta my mouth. :P
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 5:31 pm
Because as a libertarian my 2 favorite things are shooting off my mouth and making inaccurate a**umptions about people on the left.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:02 pm
*destabilized Iraq
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:01 pm
No, that's what I was saying, what I was saying is that War in Iraq is a great, big ol' Crisis-Capitalist scam, and as a Libertarian, why are you speaking for me? Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?!
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:00 pm
Did you not just a**ert that Capitalism creates more incentives to work? A destabilized certainly is a great incentive for work and profit, just as it was before. The term here is Crisis Capitalism, and so you know, this is all germane to your comment.
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 4:07 pm
He's pointing out the futility of make work programs, and feels that most recent wars have been nothing more than make work programs. Although maybe I'm wrong I probably shouldn't speak for other people. But that's how I feel.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 3:37 pm
and that relates to my comment or your poster in what way?
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 2:35 pm
Y'know, when you put it like that, it now makes a lot of sense why Iraq was invaded in the first place: it was job stimulus program.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:06 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
Communism (like socialism) takes away the incentive to work (no work, no sweat) resulting in dimished wealth for the state. Capitalism generates much more wealth for the state (via taxes) and individuals by increasing the incentive to work
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 9:11 am
Curlyrocks - October 19, 2014, 11:25 pm
In my opinion a good chunk of the fall of the USSR was because they blew there resources and military might trying to conquer and tame Afghanistan. Good thing we won't make that mistake.

SPONTANEOUS - 3 day warning



YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - Cloward and Piven strategy: destroying our form of government through the demand of so much government programs and services.

Liberal Stupidity -

Our Country -

" CAN'T HEAR YOU ! " - General Petraeus Testifies In Front Of Congress: Yeah, Obama Didn’t Listen To Our Recommendations On Afghanistan.

You Might Be a Terrorist -

TAGS: freedom water rain usa corruption
Rating: 4/5

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Sweetpeasmilez - October 5, 2013, 7:13 am
This is true & a very sad fact.
Curlyrocks - October 4, 2013, 7:52 pm
Well yeah, if that water can't enter the watershed they can't charge to pump it back to you.

Nothing Wrong -

" STRANDED ON THE ROCKS OF REALITY " - There are differences between the US and Israel, but such disputes occur “between friends”.


TAGS: usa rocks
Rating: 3.46/5

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THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH - "The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion." - President John Adams, 1796

WHOS PART OF WASHINGTON NOW? - Obama says GOP 'forced' decision to deny permit for controversial Keystone oil pipeline

YEAH!!! -

This Can't Happen -



FOREIGN POLICY DISASTER - And what do we have to show for it?

TAGS: bush lied thousands died
Rating: 2.5/5

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PapaFox - March 20, 2013, 4:51 am
And the secret police, and the thousands of dead, and the ongoing civil war, yeah, what's not to like...
asiandud3606 - March 19, 2013, 10:22 pm
yeah those Iraqis really hate freedom that we brought, and build infrastructure, yeah they really hate that

AMERICA - Enough room for everyone.

True Desolation -

WHAT USA NEEDS NOW - is another Bill Clinton. Don't elect Romney

TAGS: bill clinton economics usa
Rating: 2.2/5

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Reality Lord - September 15, 2012, 3:25 pm

bill would be OK. charismatic man. but what we really need is a reagan.
GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 2:36 pm
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TAGS: cheney lied thousands died
Rating: 1.89/5

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PapaFox - March 26, 2013, 5:48 am
It's those wire-rimmed glasses. They're evil. ;)
Rudedog - March 26, 2013, 12:40 am
I'm guessing you're not a big fan of cyborg neocons. So judgmental.

THE REASON FOR THE EMPTY CHAIRS - Is that no republican would sit the hell down to do their JOBS!!!!!

TAGS: job usa economy
Rating: 1.44/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 8, 2012, 2:10 pm
Like pass a budget? Oh wait, they did that. Cute poster... Want to try again? Here's a 1 vote for your self esteem.
knucklesworth - September 8, 2012, 1:47 pm
Still talking about it after all this time...Tell me again how Clint hurt Romney?

THINK IT OVER - Then Bust The Unions

TAGS: made in usa
Rating: 1.4/5

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simplegenius - October 25, 2012, 5:38 pm
while i see your point, Unions claim to help the workers when some blatantly do not. that is why I do not like unions. but you are correct you can profit off of anything people will let you even if it might be considered a scam.
crankyhead - October 25, 2012, 4:44 pm
You can't be anti-union and pro-capitalism at the same time. If some men have a right to capitalize on the sale of goods and resources for their own profit, then other men have the right to capitalize on their labour for their own profit.
simplegenius - October 25, 2012, 4:37 pm
unions built a lot of things we use today, so does India, Pakistan and other countries. It doesn't mean I like or support it, just means I have to deal with it, while the unions exploit and take money from the hard working people who did build/make things
mntmn3 - October 24, 2012, 7:34 pm
U(nions) didn't build that!
arnnatz - October 24, 2012, 7:09 pm
Didn't china build most of the counterfeit parts that are in some of the US Navy ships?
crankyhead - October 24, 2012, 5:23 pm
Ohhh.... all the hypocrights are suddenly pro-union. How convenient that you guys are trying to elect a flip flopper to represent your cognitively dissonant political positions.
GrouchoMarxist - October 24, 2012, 7:55 am
Or trying to kill the Coal Unions
vbattaile - October 24, 2012, 6:46 am
vbattaile - October 24, 2012, 6:45 am
Unions also built the Middle Class.... but they were the good old days. The Unions of yesterday.... not the parasitic leeches of today
JGalt - October 24, 2012, 6:35 am
Or Obama's union busting, shipping GM jobs to china. China will build the next aircraft carriers with Obama at the helm, if any are built at all!
JGalt - October 24, 2012, 6:34 am
Or Obama's union busting, shipping GM jobs to china. China will build the next aircraft carriers with Obama at the helm, if any are built at all!

CURRENT SITUATION USA - And you still want to elect Mitt Romney?

TAGS: election 2012 usa
Rating: 1/5

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vbattaile - September 8, 2012, 4:35 pm
Obmummer lied, jobs died. Obummer lied, economy died. Obummer lied, America died. Obummer lied, people died. Obummer lied, dolphins died. Obummer lied, babies died

Church Lady -

The true face of the Democrat Party -

I think what you were trying to say was... -

TAGS: susan yates fired by trump
Rating: 5/5
AH1Driver - February 1, 2017, 8:06 pm
Wow. Sorry. Guess you're going to be there.
RebeccaHorner - February 1, 2017, 8:01 pm
It's spelled: San Diego.
RebeccaHorner - February 1, 2017, 7:38 pm

Only doing their job -

TAGS: susan rice
Rating: 5/5

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JohnGalt - April 11, 2017, 7:35 pm
Unbelievable. Democrats believe anything THEY do is right if it supports their side, but just let that shoe be on the other foot and oh NO, major meltdown!!!!

Oligarchy USA -

The Duke -

Recusal? -